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So I was at the store getting some groceries we didn't have. I go to check out, and every line is full, so I go to the self check out and start scanning. When I'm done the receipt comes out, and I notice there's another receipt that someone else left. Since there was a manager looking at me, I said fuck it and grabbed both, without even looking at it, so he didn't bitch at me. 
When I get home, my mom starts putting up the groceries, because my dad needed my help with something. Five minutes later, my mom comes out all pissed of saying "what the fuck is this shit?!" I'm completely confused and just stare at her. She then throws a receipt in my face, and guess what the first, and only purchase was; a pregnancy test. Of all the 50 thousand or so items in that store, this had to be on the receipt I grabbed. 
I'd like to take this moment to make it clear that I am still a virgin, despite what my parents may now think. 

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Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
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Name: Ryan
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Favorite genres of music: Classical, Country, Rock, Pop, and Alternative (Everything except for Rap).
Favorite style of art: Any that looks good or any entertaining story.
Personality: Twilight Sparkle
Political Views: Democratic Socialism (Democracy and Equality)
Current Residence: The Deep South... Kill me.
Religious Views: Atheist
Favorite character: Twilight Sparkle
Favorite Color: Red
Personal Quote: Equality and Democracy for all!

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:iconfuturetrunks22:
FutureTrunks22 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Good Images you really are awesome
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:iconthefieldsofice:
thefieldsofice Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you very much! :)
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CrypticGamer Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Nice art you got :D
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:iconthefieldsofice:
thefieldsofice Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you. :)
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CrypticGamer Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
NP :D
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FlutterCommunist Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
Hello, how is my request currently?
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:iconthefieldsofice:
thefieldsofice Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I can't do it. I've just got too much on my plate right now.
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FlutterCommunist Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014
Okay, how much in number?
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:iconthefieldsofice:
thefieldsofice Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for trusting me with this position, but right now isn't a good time. 
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